How Can I move to China?

Title says it all. I noticed we have many people living in China, and I want in!

I probably have a very low chance of actually pulling it off. I'm 29, no college education, worked most of my life as a concert technician and repair technician.

My current strategy is to wait for a crackdown in the US on communists, and run to a Chinese embassy and try to claim political asylum.

Help me escape the century of humiliation, gumshoes!