Worst things you could do in a session…

Okay let’s have some fun… I want to know what are some of the worst (theoretical but not far from reality) things that you could hypothetically do in session with a client.

One (very real) example is spend the whole massage one handed while you play Candy Crush on your phone in the other 😭

OR play a f*cking True Crime horror podcast OUT LOUD while your client is trying to relax 😂

What are some other ones???