Soo, uh… didn’t expect my little rant about back‑door deliveries to pull 94,000 sets of eyeballs.

I genuinely thought I was saying something normal like “front doors exist.” Reddit heard that and said: “ACTUALLY—.” The comments turned into a full‑blown town hall meeting about fences, dogs, typos, GPS accuracy, and whether drivers should have the athletic ability of a parkour YouTuber. Meanwhile I’m just out here delivering 200+ stops a day thinking: “Bro… I just want the door with the numbers on it. “Anyways, thanks for the laughs. Didn’t know back doors were such a sensitive topic, but I guess we all learned something:
• Drivers don’t want to run obstacle courses
• Customers don’t want mystery‑package placement
• And everyone hates delivery notes that read like a side quest