Wee Plotted

Dere Frens,

r Meowmy haz noe pichurs cuz it happend sew fast hermz culdnt mooov.

Weee plotted a grate crym tu scair r Meowmy with r minyun doggo, Sophia.

Meowmy woak up in a "badd mooodd" becuz hermz due a worrrie abowt hermz acwa, akwa. . .fishie tanc. R minyun, Sophia, wanded "OWTSYD" tu use hermz doggo lidderboks. Weee, Marco Roni, Negroni tha Magnificat n VivaLaVida Frida Gahto, wanded r treetos (or sew Meowmy thout).

Now, comz r plot.

At jus tha ryt tiem, Sophia let owt a howly bark as tha sicnal. Wee pretend it scair us--an all tree ov us FLYD arowd tha downstarez ov tha haus TWISE in tree seconz. We nockd tha fyr plase skreen n vidamin boddle on tha cowntr. No ting wuz broek. Then, weez flyd upstarez tu laff at Meowmy.

It wuz werth missin treetos tu see Meowmy'z fase! N Meowmy didnt figger owt r plot til eepy tiem! Meowmy sadd hermz didnt see VivaLaVida Frida Gahto's bousch tale.

Go crimez!

Marco Roni, Negroni tha Magnificat, VivaLaVida Frida Gahto n Sophia tha Doggo Minyun