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Lateral_Fly

52 (M4F) #WA #PNW Eastern... Fit, Curious, Low Key

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I'm going to try this in a technical writing style; just the facts ma'am, any humor is by accident.

I'm 52, male (duh), objectively fit, subjectively handsome. I've done this once before, lasted a couple years, I consider it to have been a wonderful success. In the end, it failed mostly due to logistics. I'd like to try again if the situation is right.

My 'requirements' aren't complicated, but I'm at peace if I never find the right fit. You...

  • are married
  • have kids (in or out of the house)
  • aren't miserable
  • don't hate your spouse
  • aren't planning an imminent divorce
  • have interests and commitments outside of THIS
  • ideally would want to meet in person at some point (repeatedly)
  • aren't in a rush
  • have health and fitness as a priority
  • know what you're getting into

The ability to make each other laugh is important, conversations that come naturally. My sense of humor is irreverant/dry. I won't attempt to describe what makes up the right chemistry... it just happens or it doesn't, but you know it when you see it. Discretion is CRITICAL.

I won't pretend that my personality is for everyone, nor that I'm a fitness model. But I know I'm easy to talk to and not painful to look at (if that statement proves false, please be nice about it).

I travel for work. So if you're outside my geography but available to visit big cities in the Northwest or Midwest... we can definitely have a conversation. This would be my ideal actually.

If you think we might be a match for each other, I look forward to hearing from you. Take care!

Posted Jul 11, 2026, 8:52 PM UTC

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