Not so yum highlights

L: H1 gimmie the green pen.

Gimmie?

How about H1 will you please hand me the green pen?

L: Grabs pen from H1 and doesn’t say thank you.

H3 grunts like an animal

S: burps more than once, doesn’t cover his mouth or say excuse me.

H2 sets a piece down, L picks it up saying “I’ll finish it”

Of course you will as you continue trying your best on your (un)healthy weight loss journey.

L more than once wipes her fingers on her pants.

L looks at H2 and says “you’ve been itching your eye”.

NO, he’s been SCRATCHING his eye because it ITCHES.

S to H1: stop saying it’s your favorite, you haven’t even tasted it yet.

How about explaining to your 6 yr.old what favorite means?

L: why do you keep saying you’re out and then want some?

Because they’re mimicking your a$$hole husband saying it.

Me: 🙄 at these slovenly beasts!