Top 10 reasons why Knoxville sucks and not to move here…

Following up on the CNBC article about TN being the worst state to move to, I’m just pissing on Kville specifically and no particular order. Also not going to elaborate, I’ll leave that up to YOU people.

1. The traffic is horrendous and people here can’t drive.

2. The allergy season here is almost year around and if you don’t have them, you will.

3. Too many conservatives and one of the mayors is a former “wrastler” nut job libertarian.

4. Nuclear is all around you, whether it’s in weaponry components or power plants with more on the way.

5. Too many guns, not just Jim Bob but grandmas and hoodlums.

6. Not many houses to choose from, these rednecks won’t leave to un-ass their villas.

7. Vol fans

8)TVA power plants are peppered all around this place with high voltage lines zigzagging throughout, that can’t be good.

9. Too many churches, expect to be invited to attend especially around Christmas and Easter. Yeah they celebrate that here along with the 4th, Columbus Day, Memorial and Vets day. Which leads to the next one…

10. Too many American flags, they put them everywhere, houses, vehicles, coolers, on themselves. It’s never-ending.

This was too easy and I could add more but I’ve got to get out and find a job, employment is tough to find here and the early bird gets the worm.