[F4F] My annoying roommate constantly says 'kiss my ass.'

Kiss my ass

Hearing those words is like nails to a chalkboard. My roommate can be such an annoying, condescending bitch. She says some variation of 'kiss my ass' nearly every single day to me.

I ask her not to leave worn clothing discarded in the living room? I ask her to get to privacy when making out in the open? I ask her not to leave the coffee pot on literally all day? Kiss my ass is what I hear. It's like clock work and so predictable.

As obnoxious and entitled as my roommate is, she admittedly has a really nice butt. Being attractive only enables her behavior. Cardio and squats are clearly working to her favor aswell. This is really embarrassing to acknowledge but constantly saying 'kiss my ass' makes it very hard not to appreciate the view when she's frequently in tight or skimpy clothing...I love how often she goes to the gym.

Even more embarrassing? The other day, I didn't walk in on frenching like I usually do. I walked in on her standing up with just a thong and top on. Meanwhile, the girl she was with was on her knees showing appreciation to my roommates bare ass cheeks. They didn't even stop despite my presence.

The sounds of this girl kissing and licking my roommates ass is engrained to my brain. I can't explain it. It was really awkward, intimidating but intriguing at the same time. I know this is wrong, I know this is disgusting on so many levels but I can't stop thinking about it.

Surely she was kidding, just teasing around. If I flirted with her, there's no way it would be taken seriously...

Right?