**OFFICE OF THE FUTURE QUEEN MACKENZIE**  
**INTERNAL MEMORANDUM**

**TO:** All Palace Pigs on Staff  
**FROM:** The Office of the Future Queen Mackenzie  
**SUBJECT:** Mandatory Special Duty Assignment: Male Milking Factories

Effective immediately, a number of you will be randomly selected for a special duty assignment lasting a couple weeks.  You will be temporarily reassigned from your regular palace duties to one of the Matriarchy’s[ male milking facilities](https://images2.imgbox.com/2a/a7/E2o0ZpZr_o.gif).

This assignment is *very* important.  Some so-called “human rights” groups in foreign nations have leveled ridiculous criticisms against the Matriarchy for our [sperm collection program](https://images2.imgbox.com/d6/be/3oQfP4az_o.gif).  They use emotionally charged words like “factory farm” and “abject cruelty” to describe this vital industry.  The criticism is obviously silly.  Since pigs are almost never permitted to have sex with Goddesses, how else are we to maintain the population?

Furthermore, the claims of cruelty are absurd.  Pigs are by their very nature horny losers whose base instincts drive them to think of little else apart from getting off.  [Being hooked up to a machine and being made to orgasm over and over again](https://images2.imgbox.com/7b/17/Tm5tbQqi_o.gif) must surely be a profound delight for your kind.  Since most of you are locked in chastity and almost never get to climax, I am sure you are jealous of your [pig brethren in the milking facilities](https://images2.imgbox.com/87/06/zmybokD5_o.gif).

Now, admittedly I have been told that the process becomes [quite painful and is pure torment for pigs who are forced to cum repeatedly](https://images2.imgbox.com/33/c8/PkWWHxxq_o.gif) while hooked up to a machine.  I am sure these reports are vastly overblown.  Similarly, the tales of being [strapped into restrictive bondage on a milking table 24/7](https://images2.imgbox.com/cd/56/JAw0WYa1_o.gif) cannot be nearly as bad as the whiners would have you believe.  You all need to stop your complaining.

However, this international criticism has become a nuisance.  We are concerned it may negatively impact male emigration to the Matriarchy.  Therefore, I am heading a public relations campaign to showcase the practice as both humane and enjoyable for pigs.  This is where you come in.  Your special assignment is to be [subjected to the standard milking process](https://images2.imgbox.com/2a/99/d66qH83o_o.gif) for a couple weeks to show the world it isn’t that bad.  You will then be featured when I tour the facilities, conduct [photoshoots](https://images2.imgbox.com/fc/e0/fZe0u432_o.png), and record some [public service announcements](https://imgbox.com/1husQkFI) showing the world how content you are.

If you know what is good for you, you will [endure the process with the stoicism of a well-trained pig](https://images2.imgbox.com/80/4e/FFOTlYfP_o.gif).  You will not express any pain or discomfort for the cameras.  You will smile and convey pleasure and bliss.  You will represent the Matriarchy well, or you will face my personal displeasure upon your return.

Pigs who are randomly picked for this assignment will be informed today and will report immediately to their assigned milking facility.

**-Future Queen Mackenzie**

Memo to Palace Pig Staff: You Have an Important Assignment