38 [M4F] #Surrey/Online - are you a woman that likes being mean to men?

Then you're probably what I'm looking for, as I really love it when women are mean to me or mistreat me.

I'm thinking something that's along the lines of a friendship or fwb I guess, where you can perhaps sometimes order me around and give me tasks, but the rest of the time we just chat largely as friends. However, I would ideally want you to be casually mean and insulting to me even when we just chat, and perhaps I'd still refer to you as Mistress or Goddess etc (though that's optional).

As you probably guessed by my desire for someone mean, I adore being degraded and humiliated, through things like verbal abuse, being laughed at/treated as inferior, body writing, being kept naked, having to eat from a dog bowl, watersports, piss, puke, intoxication, cigarette play, and more (though it's totally fine if you're not into all or even most of that).

I'm also into bondage, extreme deepthroating, moderate pain, orgasm control/denial, mild crossdressing, calorie restrictions, and general rules. However, I'm not into scat or ass play, and - if playing online - wouldn't want to show my face until I trust you.

I'm happy for this dynamic to either be purely online or in-person too, and outside of kink I enjoy movies, travel, video games, board games, reading, hiking, and more.