22f / made eye contact with a cashier while putting cold soup back on a random shelf

idk why i panicked. i held a can of minestrone for ten minutes, decided i didn't want it, and instead of taking it back to the aisle i just shoved it behind the cereal. she saw the whole thing. i literally had to leave the store empty handed out of pure shame 😭

i can never go back there. tell me the most mortifying thing you’ve done in public this week so i feel less insane.