r/YouniquePresenterMS by u/leesk01 at 2023-09-29T21:12:00Z 9/28 Live: wellness routine

Good morning swerties! MS starts by looking at her reflection in the screen and says she obviously "hasn't looked in a mirror yet" today, then walks over to her kitchen cabinet and says "so so soo" in a continually higher tone. MS says she is getting ready to mix up her "goodies" and take her vitamins. She then sighs, rubs her eyes, and says she wanted to sleep in today because she didn't have a workout class, but then C forced her to get up at 6:45 am and go with him on a walk. Ever since then, she has been watching You've Got Mail for the first time and "working" (it is currently like 8 am). MS thinks the movie is cute so far.

Now let's get to the routine because MS is "such an advocate" for these products as everyone knows! She did have some coffee already this morning, but she recently switched to decaf so now it is more of a "ritual" and because she likes the flavor. Also, her trimshit has a little bit of caffeine already. Now she claims that this pre and probiotic she is holding is safe for "ages four and up" and that it tastes like a peach ring gummy. Now she pours the packet directly down her throat like she's one of those kids on toddlers and tiaras eating pixie sticks. She even says it's great for kids because it "literally tastes like a pixie stick" so there you go.

Now she is making a green smoothie with over "100 fruits and vegetables" in there and spouts off a statistic about how only 1/10 US adults get enough fruits and veggies in their diet and she isn't one of them! She has never been someone who likes green drinks and usually has to chug them and chase them with water or juice. But this one tastes like "water with a dash of pineapple juice" which she loves (hot ham water anyone?). You can also mix them with your collagen AND your trimshit! apparently, the huns on her trip said when they mix all three it tastes like Jamba juice. You can also add fruit and yogurt and turn it into a smoothie which she did at the REATREAT in Utah. She is mixing her green sludge water up aggressively in a giant pink sparkly Starbucks tumbler as she talks about this and the straw is making a really annoying clicking sound.

Now she adds the trimshit which will boost her energy, apparently, it has 1 cup of coffee of caffeine, and helps "burn fat, control appetite, curb cravings, and boost mood"! It tastes like a "dragon fruit refresher" too. SO many of you swerties have the subscription for the collagen and the greens! The subscription is free to cancel and is the best value, and MS very sanctimoniously tells the viewers "These products are affordable enough that they should be on a subscription for you" because you should not slack on your "inner and outer health". Meanwhile, I looked it up and even the trimfit plus collagen subscription with the "savings" is literally $98 a month so it is FAR from affordable.

MS announces she already had eggs, sausage, and half of a bagel with butter today so she is going to take her supplements now called "sparkle fiber" by some company. Why would the call it that unless it makes your poop sparkly? It's weird. She takes 3 pills and says it is great for keeping you "regular" then reads off the ingredients and it is a bunch of different powders.

Right now she is doing a cleanse called "harmful organism cleansing" and she is not a professional HOWEVER she did read about "worms and stuff" in your stomach and it freaked her out so she is going to see what happens. But "do your own research" first okay swerties. It is a 30-day cleanse to "pass harmful organisms" and that's all you need to know! I don't even want to try to unpack this one so I will say just don't take deworming medication without talking to a real doctor! This is so odd.

MS likes to drink one giant Starbucks mug of the trimshit powder and the greens and then re-fill it again and add the collagen. She raves about the collagen and says her skin is "not too bad" for 30 years old. She talks about her hair and then claims it has improved her "joint health" because arthritis runs in her family and then shows her finger looking a little crooked as evidence. She says it "looks like a witch finger". It used to be so bad she couldn't even hold her phone!!!! This collagen is a game changer ladies now she can be on that damn phone all day again with no pain!

The best way to "save big" is to bundle the trimshit, collagen, and greens and then add the probiotic and use code MS to sign up for the subscription for 20% off!!!! I looked this up, and the probiotics are sold out but the subscription for all of them (before her discount code) comes out to around $220 a month. MS says the collagen comes in an unflavored version too but you need to "stir it more" because it is a "bit chunkier" (ew) so MS prefers to use that for smoothies. She goes back to selling the probiotic (which is out of stock but $60/month) and tells her followers they should "make sure their kids ages 4+ are taking this" because it is "safe crib to casket" and it would taste like juice to them.

She has never been this consistent on a wellness routine in her life before EVER but these taste so good and gave her such quick results that she thinks it is easy. Her skin improved in 30 days, skin in 60 days, then in 90 days she was more regular and lost 5-6lbs and her skin and sunspots kept improving and she was shook! Amazing testimonial with no ulterior motive behind it right here folks. Once again we are talking about the pineapple-flavored water and how adding trimshit makes it taste like a "delicious mocktail". Oh and there's a 30-day refund guarantee so there's "nothing to lose" (aside from $200+). She hopes everyone gets on this routine so they can be "healthy happy and glowing together". She will be linking her storefront in the comment!