Music Theory is for virgin losers

Mostly talking about on bass. It's dumb and there's absolutely zero need for it, and all I see are pretentious nimwits thinking they're intelligent. I saw a video of Victor Wooten talking about the "importance of music theory", and it's literally just slop that turns people into shitty song writers. All of my previous private teachers (I've went through 11 in the past 2 years because of this) keep trying to teach me this to fuel your ego.

MUSIC THEORY IS NOT A LANGUAGE. YOU'RE NOT INTELLIGENT BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT. Comparing some shitty set of art rules from a cult bible to actual languages like Hebrew, Arabic and Afrikaans is an insult to the human race and you should be ashamed of yourself.

You think James Pajamerson was thinking about theory???.. He used his flat wound psychic mind powers to write basslines. Music theory is to languages as Chiropractic is to the medical field. I've played in many bands but kept getting kicked out because my improvisation has real soul. Not artificially created by a set of satanic music rituals. You're no better than flat earthers.