r/YouniquePresenterMS by u/leesk01 at 2023-11-07T15:59:00Z 11/6 Amazon Live: Christmas deck-or

Sorry this is so boring, she is just reading off amazon product descriptions most of the time and the only interesting part of this live was the middle-aged man leaving weird comments in the chat lol.

MS is wearing that cheap-looking sweater she got in 50 colors with green sparkly lettering I can't read. (see this post for pics of her smug mug). For MS November 1st or later = basically Christmas so it is time for Christmas deck-or and gift ideas as her main form of consumerist content until December 26th when she will reorganize her life around the next arbitrary benchmark. Turn on notifications swerties!

As we all know, MS loves Christmas and will cover “a lot” over the next two months. Decorations, gift lists, Black Friday sales, “all of the things”! MS already has all of her decorations up and is
“trying hard” not to buy more decorations but there are so “many cute things”. She is clearly not trying that hard because she says during this live she has ordered at least $300 more in decorations and ugly Christmas clothes.

We are starting out with Christmas tree deals because everyone asks her for them and everyone needs to “prepare” for the holidays. Where are all the viewers watching from? MS pulls up some notes awkwardly on her laptop while talking about how everyone should follow her on the gram and on her Amazon page.

She doesn’t like feeling like she is “talking to herself” so please chime in swerties. These trees are a game changer! They are pre-lit so you save time and money! The first one is 4.5 feet and it is 57% off guys! She even says how many ratings it has! Incredible research thank you. Oh, and it is made by a “family-owned company” which she definitely knew beforehand and isn’t reading directly off the description. Perfect for the front porch! And it is available in multiple sizes! Groundbreaking. "The more trees the better” because MS wants a tree in “every room".

Another tree that MS doesn’t own but she is shilling it anyway. She says it has a “forestry, whimsical vibe”. MS literally turns around her laptop to show on her screen that there is a 7-foot version of this tree as well.

Now a middle-aged man pops into the chat to say “you look very gorgeous today” and I guess MS is desperate for engagement today because she just says “thank you” and moves on to another tree instead of responding obnoxiously like I expected. She promises we will move past the Christmas tree section and onto other things soon! But she had to give everyone the deets on these because they’re on sale rn!

Another tree is being shilled, when the middle-aged man jumps back into the chat to say “come on guys help this woman out giving her so likes”.

Moving on to a candle MS just ordered two more of, MS says they have a “really nice burn” and raves about all the scents available. She describes the scents and the number of reviews that they have. And this is a great gift idea! MS apologizes for sipping on her Diet Coke nonstop but she reminds everyone she has been sick this week.

MS is shilling some tiny trees she has up on her desk behind her. 3000+ ratings and several color options! MS is so excited to have a year and she is definitely getting this cheap-looking three-piece light-up deer set. These are $180 dollars and MS ordered some for the "yard". Now we are moving on to a garland from a GREAT brand for Christmas deck-or. 1400 ratings and 23% off! 9 feet long! She has two of these garlands and uses them for the bathrooms and the front door. Another piece of lawn crap for $140 is a “crystal snowman” that she likes.

Moving on to some snowflake string lights, MS like them and is adding them to her cart as we speak because they’re only 8.99! I mean she had to. Now she’s shilling some mini trees made of glass, and they look really cheap.

She loves seasonal blankets so she is shilling a dark green fuzzy blanket. A great gift idea! And only $10! Plus a 5% off queue-pon. A teacher gift or a mother-in-law gift or new bfs aunt's gift. MS always keeps these on hand along with holiday cards because "everyone likes a blanket”. She usually uses the plug-ins but they “aren’t energy efficient”. We love an environmentally conscious queen. This is a great gift for your coworkers, MS might get some for the “ladies at the post office” because they are always helping her out.

Someone asks about her sweater and MS instantly puts her Instagram handle in the chat and starts blabbing about her holiday try-ons and her links on the gram. This sweater is from her holiday Lewks video!

We have five more minutes left on this shit and yet there are like ten more products she is planning to shill. First is some ugly Christmas tree earrings she has “already ordered for herself’ so those are coming in tomorrow. There’s a 2 pack of more little light-up trees for some reason in this section. She ordered them for herself and has seen a “lot of people doing these this year”. They were $21.

Finally, we are on the mug section, but before we can get into the shill the middle-aged man pops back up to tell MS that “the women’s bow tie tub tops bra is my favorite”. Cool man. MS is so obsessed with holiday mugs for no reason and you can see that she wants to buy all of them. Now there is beef in the chat where someone asks middle-aged man “did u talk to that girl yet that always waves at u?” While MS is talking about some ugly reindeer slippers, middle-aged man claps back and says “no because I haven’t seen her”. Exciting.

MS is plugging her website and her Instagram and all the places to find more of her content. Sign up for her email list! Last year she sent out a bunch of Thanksgiving movies. Incredibly valuable content. In the meantime have fun decorating and MS will see everyone later!