(M4A) Stranger cursed me so anything I read becomes true and forced me to make this post (META)

Hello, this section is dedicated to the rules, anything that this individual reads about themselves or their life, will warp reality so that it becomes true, there are no limits so long as it revolves around this persons life. Don’t hold back, I cursed this person so you all could have some fun. Use pictures, words, really whatever, they’ll have to dance around your fingers for as long as you like~ of course, all it takes is one person to end the curse, which I’m sure is what this person so desperately wants, but with where he has to make this post, I’m fairly confident nobody will free him from it.

Anything past this is written by the idiot who I cursed, feel free to ignore it…

PLEASE, somebody free me from this! I didn’t do anything wrong! I just lost a stupid bet and didn’t realize any of this would be real! They said you could change anything about me! The examples of what other people have been transformed into before were really fucking scary- A religious Muslim wife, a Latina MILF with 7 kids, an Asian themed sexdoll!!! I’m just a normal guy! I don’t want any of that to happen to me, please just one person have mercy on me before a weirdo dms me!!

All characters and participants in this rp must be 18+