I’m not going to give many identifying details to not go aganist tos. But,there’s an user who is too omnipresent to be ignored on that one parental controls subreddit. Sometimes,but rarely,I go there just to keep watching and wondering how exactly do these ageist’s cognitive dissonance work and how and why do they differ even from each other in certain aspects,I’m a curious person and I think there’s something you can learn about how people work from everyone.

Which is usually a sea of hows and whys in my questions. Some things can be easily explained,others not so easily. But to know who exactly I’m talking about I will say two words…

“Swamped”

“Dad’s safe”

If you saw that sub for more than like only twice,you already know who I’m talking about only by these 2 mentions alone,if not,then sorry,but there’s no way I can help about identifying.

I’m not joking,assuming this person account’s birthday of 2 years was recent,she makes 11.225 comments a year. If you do the math with the amount of hours a year have,she makes on average one comment every 46,8 minutes which is quite the feat if you assume she’s sleeping 1/3 of the time.

The funniest thing is imagine if someone talked about her with the same structured arguments she talks about her son. They would start making an argument for why she having too much freedom of unlimited screen time is actually MORE dangerous than anything her son could do with his own because unlike him,she’s an adult,legally allowed to DRIVE and phones with steering wheel are not the best mix. 

Besides,if she’s spends so much of awake time on Reddit bragging about her parental controls and how her son is just a fucking peasant who can’t do shit about it,would she even have any time to show affection to her family?I’m starting to think this user is troll,because please people,even the most insufferable parents in the planet will check the spywares occasionally,at least hug their children a single time in their lifespan,or like eating,drinking water and taking a fucking shower?How is this shit even viable to do if she has more screen time than like 10 average people together?

Is she omnipresent or something?