Truth behind deadlock

Yoshi, or someone he works for, is a higher-dimensional being. Hear me out: this is just a theory, but I like thinking in impossibilities. Now bear with me, imagine the patron gods in deadlock. The Arch Mother and The Hidden King are actually real. They are genuine "Gods" from a higher dimension or place of existence who have influenced either Yoshi or maybe someone under or above him to create either imaginative characters or real people in our world or another. Bear with me still..... The point is that we, or better yet us as players, play these games to help and aid the patron gods in gaining power and coming through. We get placed on sides of the maps, under the patron gods, and do their bidding in our reality, helping either one break into our reality. I'm sure the theory could be worked on and tweaked, but I had just been bored and thought of an interesting topic.