Pls shorten all the animations and pop ups

Over and over - I’m at work and have 30 sec to open the app and turn on my go++, maybe do some gifts or shiny check real quick/quick catch anything I need candy for. Then I get assaulted with:

“Egg hatched!”
“Open this gift!”
“Friendship increased!”
“Weekly progress!” “Let’s go!!”
“Research completed!” “Professor wants to have a 3 minute chat!!!!”
“Raid invitation!”
“Party play!”
“Route nearby! Leave your place of employment!!”
“Event started! You won’t believe the details!!” The details are exactly what you’d expect*
“Team Rocket balloon! Oopsie you tapped it. Let me tell you punk, you’re not gonna mess with us. My bell sprout will obliterate you!”

Accidentally tap a gym and zoom into a raid boss intro.
Showcase notifications giving me a delicious 700xp costing me any moment of quickly catching a Mon for fun.
A POWER SPOT IS AVAILABLE. Or whatever.

Dawg just let me open the game on the GO without some huge commitment to reading paragraphs and dismissing stuff and watching long animations PLEASE I literally play this on the go, it’s become too clunky and obtrusive. My account is level 68 I know where to find the info I need. Please new owners just reduce this obtrusive stuff and offer a fast text and fast/no animation option. The faster I blow through passes and ultra balls the faster you get money from me so come on bro.