Child care stories with little to no context please

A dad tossing 3 one dollar bills at me before leaving, was allowed to keep it so hella

Little girl was drawing a picture of me, she asked me to smile I did and she said “woof girl you’re teeth are yellow!” Like damn girl

Little girl looked at my boobs put her hand on them, I swatted them away, she then said “my mommy’s have milk in them do yours?” When I said no she was very perturbed.

I see a little kid chewing on something it was a piece of crayon it was all over his mouth and teeth.

Went to check a diaper and I stuck my finger in peanut butter poop, got stuck under my nail.