Looking to turn some fat pigs into cows

If that’s you and you think you have a pair of udders that can be used for milking I want you to message me. Please send me the reason why you want to be a cow, your weight, your udder size and if you’ve ever produced milk before.
If you haven’t don’t worry, that’s ok. I’m an experienced farmer of 14 years and would love to help you on your next stage as a hucow