I saw this with the most respect

DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU ARE GOING TO PUMP FAKE BE PUSHY OR DISRESPECTFUL THIS IS A BUSINESS TREAT ME HOW YOU WOULD YOUR BARTENDER ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS BUSY AS FUCK AND YOU LIVE IN FAR ASS KISSIMMEE AND YOU DONT HAVE A CAR AND NEED ME TO PULL UP GAS IS HIGH SO RESPECT MY TIME AND TIPS GO A LONG WAY SO DOES JUST BEING GENUINELY KIND AND UNDERSTANDING THAT I HAVE A LIFE AND IF YOU GUNNA BE ACTING SCARY AND WEIRD GET THAT OUT THEY WAY FIRST QUARTER BY ASKING QUESTIONS CAUSE I DONT HAVE THE TIME OR PATIENCE FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE RUDE ENTITLED OR WHO ASK TO COME TO MY RESIDENCE AT MIDNIGHT AFTER I SPECIFICALLY SAID I WANTED TO GO TO BED HAVE ME WAIT OUTSIDE AND THEN SAY OH I GOT SPOOKED IF THATS YOU THEN IM NOT THE ONE FOR YOU YES IM REAL YES I TAKE CASH NO I DONT MIX OR PROVIDE JUNK TO PEOPLE THIS IS FOR RESPONSIBLE RECREATIONAL FUN DO NOT HIT ME IF YOUR SICK CAUSE I DONT DEAL WITH THAT I WONT I FEEL FOR YOU BUT MY WORKING HOURS WILL NOT WORK WITH YOUR HABIT NOR WILL THE SERVICES I PROVIDE IM HELPING YOU CHASE YOUR OWN DRAGON IF YOU ON VACATION AND WANT SOMETHING SAFE THATS THE TYPE OF CLIENT I NEED IF YOU ARE A LOCAL BE CONSISTENT WITH ME AND I PROMISE YOU ITLL FEEL LIKE MEETING UP WITH A FRIEND I DONT MIND CHATTING! I’m a human I deal with assholes allll day so understand that I have minimal patience for people who think they need to hardball to feel respected