Mark Fowler really isn’t very smart is he?

Even if you ignore his teenage years with Nick Cotton and joining in with racist stuff.

- He technically killed his dad Arthur as Mark’s illegal gambling at the cafe led to the holiday money that helped frame him.

- Ashley Cotton died because he didn’t own a bloody motorbike lock.

- Smugly gloats to Phil that Lisa is gone with the baby when she’s bloody 100m away.

- Drunkenly tries to rape someone.

And the most heinous of all… badly failed to grow a goatee after months of trying in the mid 90s.