Black Pine Genetics has been my project for the last several years and I built it to be taken seriously. I brought in dedicated labs under contract and ran indoor and outdoor side by side to pull out the strongest phenotypes I could get my hands on. Gassy Lassy F1 is the one I'm proudest of: fast-flowering auto, bred hard for disease resistance and drought tolerance, throws an even canopy and still yields like it should. The full lineage is LONG & mostly Proprietary but there's lilmisshs x (lemonaide gmo x galactic cookies) in there. Best seller we've had, & confirmation of delivery is trickling in.

  
Black Friday was supposed to be our launch window. What happened instead was our bank and our payment processors cutting us off, courtesy of regulatory language that kept moving. So we shifted the whole plan toward New Jersey, and then April 13 landed with new prohibition definitions on THC concentration in seed.

  
New Website: Black Pine Genetics Dot Com

  
There isn't really a road left for this business in its current shape, and the fallout landed on my household directly. My daughter and I are short on August rent and I'm selling down the vault to cover it. There's a meter on the site showing exactly where that stands.

  
Clearing August means I can bankroll another run of the sour diesel crosses that sold out within days. There's a lot more sitting in the library than what's public, so there are some crosses I'd like to get into rotation.

What you get

A 6 pack of freebies ships with every contribution.

If the August 1 number gets hit, another pack goes out to every supporter at no charge, & I'll do one last sour diesel cross run ahead of the Nov 2026 US cutoff.

  
Vault List

  
Available:

Cryo Haze: Super Lemon Haze x Ocean Freeze

Super Lemon Diesel: Sour Diesel x Super Lemon Haze

Glacier Storm: Slurricane #7 x Ocean Freeze

Sour Hail: Hailbound x Super Lemon Haze

Jet Scone: Donutz Triploid x Gassy Lassy x Super Lemon Haze

Typhoon Fuel: Slurricane x Gassy Lassy F1

Citrus Cyclone: Slurricane x Gassy Lassy x Super Lemon Haze

Ocean Freeze (Pure Cut)

Super Lemon Haze x Hailbound

Gassy Lassy F1 Auto

Low inventory:

Jimothy OG: Sour Diesel x Ocean Freeze

  
Sold out:

The Diesel Foundation: Top Dawg Sour Diesel bx3 x Karma Sowah Sour Diesel bx3

Sour Diesel x Purple Lemonade

Sour Diesel x Wedding Cheesecake

Sour Diesel x Lemon AK

Sour Diesel x Blood Orange Haze

Super Lemon Haze x Gassy Lassy

Gassy Lassy x Manbearaliencheese Auto

Gassy Lassy x Blood Orange Haze Auto

Donutz Triploid x Gassy Lassy

Pictured: Ocean Freeze, Donutz Triploid, Sour Diesel, and Gassy Lassy F1.

I'm not willing to watch years of breeding work just evaporate. If you grow seriously, you know what a stabilized line is worth, and you want to keep these in circulation, message me. Let's talk shop.

Contact

Website link is in my profile. Black Pine Genetics Dot Com & reddit @ black pine genetics dot com

Not a bot, supporters from last week are getting their orders, legitimate business. My AI content is generated from my gaming pc using locally hosted customized models, not datacenters; Please don't give me shit about it, I'm a cultivator not a web designer.

Sample of 3 users who received their order:

3 proofs of receipt

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