So rewrote the song for it:

  
**The Loser Takes Nothing**

The loser takes nothing  
It is the lack of skill and no will  
The first one to choke  
Just freezes and stands there until

Don't ever look up when the world closes in  
Just sit on the floor with that same stupid grin  
Oh, the failure begins

And it's bitter, bitter, bitter mockery, yeah  
And it's ours for the taking… the L every night  
And it's bitter, bitter, bitter mockery, yeah  
And the one who folds first  
The loser takes none

You don't win no silver  
You don't even place for the bronze  
You push with a whimper  
While everyone else moves on

Against all the odds? Nah, against all your skill  
Your back’s on the floor and you’re standing still  
Wild hearts get clowned for real

And it's bitter, bitter, bitter mockery, oh  
It's ours for the taking… the L every night  
And it's bitter, bitter, bitter mockery  
And the one who folds first  
Oh, the loser takes none

(Take the L!)

And the one who folds first  
Bitter, bitter, bitter mockery, yeah  
It's ours for the taking… the L every night  
And it's bitter, bitter, bitter mockery, yeah  
And the one who folds first  
The loser takes none

Parody Version of Band Geeks where Squillium wins and Squidward ends up with a heart attack