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Des_Shinta

Wait, is it crazy that I keep losing my student ID on purpose so the same security guy has to walk me back to my dorm every night?

Okay so I'm a first-year and the campus security office is right by the gym. There's this one guy who works late shifts, older but not like old-old, and he's always the one who ends up helping when somebody locks themselves out or forgets their card. First time it happened for real I was coming back from the weight room at like 11pm and he just walked me across the quad and we talked about lifting for the whole five minutes. Next night I "forgot" it again on purpose. Now it's every other night. I leave it in my locker or under a bench and act all frustrated when I get to the door. He always sighs but he smiles and we take the long way. I make up stuff about classes I'm not even taking just to keep him talking. Feels like the only real conversations I'm having right now. Nobody else knows. My floor thinks I'm just scatterbrained. I don't even want anything to happen I just like that little walk and the way he remembers what I said last time. Is that totally unhinged or what.

Posted Jul 25, 2026, 7:42 PM UTC

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