33 [M4F] #Iowa #USA #online - nerdy short king looking for a rad big titty domme

Are you the One Ring? cuz you're Precious.

I'm white, 5'3", 150 lbs, with green eyes, shaved head, and a mustache. Goofy, nerdy, introverted. Leftist. 420 friendly. Neurodivergent. I'm like if Tommy Chong and Bilbo Baggins had a baby.

Open to all kinds of music, but especially a metalhead and punk rocker. Used to be a concert promoter for local shows. Also quite fond of jazz and synth.

Big sci-fi and fantasy dork. Love video games, comics, animation, D&D, the whole shebang. Aspiring writer hoping to bring his silly little worlds to life. History nerd. Animal lover.

Here for the geeks, goofs, and goths. Love women who are smart, funny, passionate, affectionate, empathetic, and assertive. Bonus points if you're tall or muscular. Definitely a boob guy.

Sexually I'm a sub-leaning switch with a 6" dick. Love tittyfucking and giving/receiving oral. Typically vanilla, but open to exploring. Particularly curious about roleplay and cosplay. Looking for someone to call me a good boy and tease me a bit. If you're literally Lady Dimitrescu... PLEASE!

I'm open-minded. Let's just have some fun, but if we feel we connect, we can discuss whether an upgrade is in order. I'm open to long-distance. Gimme an excuse to go across the pond!

I'm just a garden gnome with a touch of the 'tism looking for his demon queen. Let me be your jester.