[F4F] The FetLife Meetup In The Next Apartment

I was - how do they call it? A "lurker." That was the problem with being so much more mentally curious and aspirational than I had the physical experience to back up. So I had an account, and I'd spend more evenings than I'd care to admit scrolling through the profiles in my area, reading through their kinks, furiously rubbing myself to the thoughts of trying that...and that... and that, even though it's so gross.

My profile picture was a flirty close-up picture of my hips, ringed in a black thong. Even that was a bit of a stretch of my confidence, but still safely anonymous.

I kept an eye on the events. There were the usual ones: shibari classes, swinging events, BDSM parties... but due to the fact that the apartment buildings in my neighborhood largely housed uncontrollably horny college girls such as myself, there were also the slightly spicier ones.

It was that specific one that caught my eye, though, finally allowing my lust levels to exceed my self control.

Plug Party

A ladies-only "networking" event for the anally inclined. Flirt, connect, fill.

8PM - 10PM.

Required: Stainless steel gemstone plug in your choice of color and size

Encouraged: As provocative an outfit as you feel comfortable with.

I clicked Attending

Of course, I had no intention of ever attending, or even leaving my apartment. But the post's description sounded so hot, I had to fly a little bit closer to the sun.

A clench in my gut as I parsed the event address.

177 Cedar Vale Drive.

That was my building.

Apartment 323.

The unit next to mine.

The walls were paper thin. We shared a balcony. I'd be able to hear everything that went on.

I shifted my weight awkwardly in bed as I felt myself flush with a quick wave of shameful, exciting lust.

God, I wonder if I know any of the attendees.

Going next door for the event? Out of the question.

Squirming in bed and edging to the voices and giggles drifting through the air vent? Sounds like an irresistible night in. I marked my calendar.

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Maybe, possibly based on a true story... Do you think I ended up going? If you have ideas for party activities, attendees, or just want to flirt about this topic, say hey! Please include your name, age, and favorite underwear.

If you're not obsessed with butt stuff we're probably not gonna have much to chat about <3