I dreamed during my nap

And it was... something.

In my dream I was in the enormous mall with a friend. She was not someone I know in real life. I don't even know what her name was.

She threw some trash on the floor and these two girls told us to pick it up. My friend said no and I sided with her because I'm a ride or die like that.

Yes, I know littering is wrong, but dream me was messy and a girl's girl.

They threatened to kick our asses, so we took off running. They chased after us, but we lost them. We wound up at this hair salon inside of a book store.

I was like, "Omg, we should get our hair done!"

My friend agreed, so we each took a seat. I told the hairstylist, "Dye my hair black. These girls wanna beat my ass and I'm trying to change my appearance."

The hairstylist was like, "Black?! Are you sure?"

I said, "Whatever. Do what you think is best. Just make me look hot."

We got our hair done and mine turned out fabulous. I was really feeling myself. My friend was looking hot, too.

I said, "Let's go dress shopping!"

So we went to a store across the way. I found this really sexy red dress. I said, "I have to try this on."

My friend said, "You'll never pull off red."

That pissed me off, so I went and tried the dress on. I loved the way I looked in it. My friend didn't.

She said, "Red really isn't your color."

I said, "Whatever. I'm buying it. I'm gonna be the hottest bitch at the party."

She rolled her eyes and said, "Okay, whatever."

We wore our new dresses out of the store. I have no idea why.

That was when we ran into those two girls from earlier. I thought they wouldn't recognize us, but they did. We tried to run, but running in heels is difficult.

They caught up with us and we had no choice but to fight.

We were back in the bookstore/hair salon and fists were flying everywhere. We were knocking books off of shelves. Women were gasping and screaming. Some were laughing.

One woman yelled, "Yeah, beat her ass!"

I don't know who she was talking to.

Mall security broke up the fight and we were all in trouble. My friend said she was calling her dad.

Her dad appeared like two seconds later because he was freaking Santa Claus, I shit you not. Dream me was not surprised by this at all.

Santa got everything taken care of and we were both really grateful. Then there was a weird Christmas movie moment.

My friend said, "Thank you, Daddy!"

Santa said, "You're a good girl. Sometimes you just make bad choices. Remember, anytime you need me I'll always be in your heart."

My friend said, "Okay, Daddy."

Then Santa disappeared into thin air, leaving nothing behind but some snow.

I was like, "What?"

My friend said, "My dad loves me."

I was low-key jealous, but I agreed. "Yeah, he really does."

We never did go to the party because I woke up.