I've just learned that a high school classmate is sliding into my child's inbox.

On the tin. My child is almost 26. My classmate is in the neighborhood of 57. He's a horndog.

And my kid is all "mama, why is this man trying to make it a thing?" He's literally old enough to be her parent. He played football with my husband, and we all graduated from high school together.

Why would you even want to get busy with someone who doesn't recognize your music?!

I know people can be shallow. But I'm not okay with someone I've known since 1984 hitting on my child.