43 [M4F] #Toronto Welcome to the Most Dramatic Reddit Post You’ll Read Today.

Look at your Reddit feed.

Now look at me.

Now back at your Reddit feed.

Sadly, it isn’t me.

But if you’re looking for the kind of conversation that starts with ketchup on eggs and somehow ends with debating whether grocery bags should ever require two trips… we can fix that.

I’m 43. Married. Bearded. Tattooed. Powered by enough coffee to make my cardiologist mildly concerned.

Look down.

That’s a hockey rink.

Now it’s a soccer field.

Now it’s Costco, and yes… I’m still carrying every grocery bag in one trip because admitting defeat isn’t in the budget.

Look back at me.

I’m sarcastic enough to keep you on your toes, but only because making someone laugh is way more fun than making small talk.

Now answer this…

What’s the weirdest hill you’re willing to die on?

Choose carefully.

Whatever you say, I’ll probably argue with you.

Not because you’re wrong…

Okay, maybe because you’re wrong.

Anything is possible when you’re definitely overcaffeinated.