35 (M4F) kind and chatty guy losing hope that there is a secret someone for me.

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Hi, I'm Mike. UK based and open minded and interested in all sorts. I’m hoping to find a long term chat partner to be each other’s dirty secret. A confidant to chat to about anything and everything with some sauciness included.

I’m about 5’11” with blonde hair, green eyes and an average build. I cycle and box regularly but also like a hole gamut of nerdy things. Books, movies, board games, video games. I like chatting about anything and everything. Interested people are interesting.

I work in an office job doing programme management but don’t really know what I’m doing. I turn up with good intentions and charitable aims and just try to do my best by everybody. A professional Labrador kind of energy.

Happy to chat about anything and everything.

Looking forward to chatting with you! Big bonus if you're UK based too. While I want this to be 100% online, there is something exciting about the possibility of proximity.

Posted Jul 27, 2026, 6:58 AM UTC

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