36 [M4F] Perth & Online - Let's prove the algorithm wrong!

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A tale of joy, a tale of woe, I'm one of the real ones.

I've been around the traps of the OA space for a little while now and I think I've finally hit that point where this will be the last time I throw a line out there. Between ghosts, sellers and the like, what was once a subreddit to meet people going through the same things in life, is starting to become a barren wasteland. I consider myself conventionally attractive, but because I'm not an adonis, I find that moments after, I'm ghosted as if they were expecting Ryan Gosling. When you're already feeling down about your marriage enough to seek the warmth of another woman, you don't want to be kicked in the guts even further.

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Okay, so enough of the tale of woe. Here's me shooting that shot again. I'm 36, seeking someone around my age or younger, but I'm not ageist. Someone who's in touch with their sexuality, and enjoys a flirtatious start to a friendship or relationship, and isn't afraid to be themselves. I'm just shy of 6', Short brown hair, Green eyes, and a little bit of extra weight, but aiming to achieve that dad bod given I've been on a health kick as of late. Like I said - not an adonis :D I've been told I have a sexy voice, and that I give "dad vibes". I'm also a sucker for an accent, and don't mind if you're from somewhere else in the world. A quck disclaimer though: I'm not looking to change anyone's situation.

I'm an intellectual and love to read, learn something new, have a geeky side that loves music, movies, games and tv series, but also enjoy the outdoors, camping and my sports. I think I'm pretty easy to get on with, confident, cheeky and with a decent sense of humour.

If you think we'd click, fly us a message and we can go from there - tell me your best joke, or about the song that's on repeat on your playlist.

Posted Jul 27, 2026, 7:16 AM UTC

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