WHY IS NO ONE MAKING A FAST LAPTOP THATS FUCKING FIRE PROOF, HAMMER PROOF (SO STRONG IT CAN BE USED AS A FUCKING HAMMER), WATERPROOF (WHEN BLURAY DRIVE IS CLOSED), 20 FUCKING USB PORTS, EVERY FUCKING POSSIBLE VIDEO OUTPUT INCLUDING THAT FUCKING OLD BLUE PORT & FILL IT WITH 40TBS WORTH OF HDDS!!!!!!?

To those about to say you cAnT mAkE It WaTeRpRoOf WiTh An RtX 5090

Bottom panel is the heatsink, its seals to the frame, waterproof motors are already a thing, the fans can be exposed to everything. All the potential thermal output possible.

FRAMEWORK. REPAIRABLE IS NICE BUT HOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT DOESNT NEED TO BE REPAIRED?