F20, Hire me to cure loneliness [For Hire]

Mama didn't love you as a child? Or still doesn't?

Are you lonely?

Wife took the kids and the car?

All your friends are doing better than you?

Hire me to cure your loneliness.

What you'll get:

• Solutions to your problems

• A humorous friend

• A shoulder to cry on

• A reliable buddy

This is strictly serious business.

If you need a friend and a therapist, hit me up.

I'm trying to save up for my lobotomy.

P.S. On a serious note, I'm learning business development but I need a side income.

this point is being mentioned because THIS IS A SERIOUS POST.

I'm really looking for work, maybe customer support or sales, I have decent spoken skills so I can learn fast with a little guidance.

Thank you for your attention-deficient time.

Take care.