Athletes and tinder
hi chookies, everyone says I’ve lived a million lives and I should share a story with you! This NMF takes place three years ago when I was living my best single life. I was bored one friday night and got a match on tinder with an athlete #slay. I get an instant message asking what I’m up too. had a few coms he’s was staying an extra night in my city in a hotel (from interstate). He then invites me to come to his hotel room. obvi we are gonna bang, he wasn’t my first sportsperson to sleep with so I wasnt really fazed just saw it as another story to tell the girls at Sunday brunch #fortheplot. he tells me where he’s at and tells me not to tell anyone where I’m going. or tell them I’m seeing him and turn my location off. for some reason my brain didn’t think DANGER … it was more like ooo hot secret. anyways got there epic he opens the door it’s him and im like perf. i step foot in the door and instantly im pushed up against the wall and he licks my face… no small talk, no warm up, no how’s ur day been. he then starts tongue bashing me teeth. there was no rhythm. he then pulls back and says no one knows you’re hear right? and I’m like yeah? this man then goes ”IT WOULD BE SO EASY TO MURDER YOU RIGHT NOW“ … I was silent he started to laugh. I’m not laughing… in my head I’m like surely he didn’t just say that. he then tells me he’s joking and starts tongue bashing my mouth, swear to god i thought it was going to come out ass and he was giving me a colonoscopy with his tongue. anyways I still fucked him for like 20secs and he was done and I went home. eveyone was shocked that this happened when I told the girls on Sunday
Posted Jul 29, 2026, 6:47 AM UTC