I don't want your GODD*MN PROTEIN SHAKE

No Coke. Is Pepsi ok?

Fred Meyer has stopped carrying my favorite weight loss shake. In fact, they have stopped carrying all weight loss shakes. All they have on the shelves now are %^$#% MF'ing protein shakes.
MAX PROTEIN
ULTRA PROTEIN
100% PROTEEEIIINNNNNN
I found a tiny patch of meal replacement shakes on the aisle over, but I still had to dig through the ENHANCED PROTEIN versions to find the regular kind.
I checked Safeway in the nearest town over. They have weight loss shakes but only the PROTEIN PLUS+++++ variety.
Society, can we please stop with the protein obsession?

Posted Jul 29, 2026, 6:55 AM UTC

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