I don't want your GODD*MN PROTEIN SHAKE
Fred Meyer has stopped carrying my favorite weight loss shake. In fact, they have stopped carrying all weight loss shakes. All they have on the shelves now are %^$#% MF'ing protein shakes.
MAX PROTEIN
ULTRA PROTEIN
100% PROTEEEIIINNNNNN
I found a tiny patch of meal replacement shakes on the aisle over, but I still had to dig through the ENHANCED PROTEIN versions to find the regular kind.
I checked Safeway in the nearest town over. They have weight loss shakes but only the PROTEIN PLUS+++++ variety.
Society, can we please stop with the protein obsession?
Posted Jul 29, 2026, 6:55 AM UTC
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