36 [M4F] Get off my lawn... unless you're funny

I'm 36, which means I'm apparently old enough to say "kids these days" but young enough to still wonder why my back hurts after sleeping wrong.

I've reached the age where I have strong opinions about things that shouldn't matter. People who don't return shopping carts, drivers who don't use turn signals, restaurants that ask for a tip before they've even done anything... you know, the important issues.

Back in my day, people actually called each other. We didn't send "hey" and then disappear for 6 hours.

Now get off my lawn.

Actually... stay. If you're funny, can hold a conversation, and don't mind a guy who occasionally complains about things that don't matter, we might get along.

Looking for someone who can laugh at dumb jokes, enjoy good conversation, and maybe convince me that my recliner isn't the peak of comfort.