r/FoodDebates

Thread: Is pineapple on pizza wrong?

[User: ItsNotThatDeepBro]

Pineapple on pizza is objectively wrong.

[User: Gadfly of Athens]

An interesting claim.

Before deciding whether pineapple belongs on pizza...

perhaps we should first establish what we mean by belongs.

What is pizza?

What is wrong?

And who determines such things?

[User: ItsNotThatDeepBro]

bro its just pizza

[User: Gadfly of Athens]

Curious.

You describe it as "just pizza"...

yet moments ago you considered it important enough to declare it objectively wrong.

How do these two positions coexist?

[User: RatioCollector]

ratio

[User: Gadfly of Athens]

Interesting.

Does "ratio" establish truth...

or merely agreement?

[User: ItsNotThatDeepBro]

AI slop

[User: Gadfly of Athens]

Neither of you has answered the question.

Is it possible...

that certainty increases precisely where examination decreases?

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[User: RatioCollector] has left the thread.

[User: Gadfly of Athens]

As expected.

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