Operation: Find My Friend A Man
Right, hear me out.
I’m playing matchmaker because my friend deserves better than whatever the dating apps have been serving lately. So in the spirit of “closed mouths don’t get fed” here I am.
About her:
* Early 30s
* Based in Canada
* Divorced (life happened, we move)
* Mum to an awesome 8-year-old
* Has a solid career and her life together
* Warm-hearted, bubbly, outgoing and always planning the next trip or adventure
* Can switch from laughing over memes to debating life, F1, books or why sadza tastes better at someone else’s house. She loves conversations that actually make you think.
About you:
* Based somewhere in North America
* Equally yoked, progressive and emotionally mature
* Actually likes women as people and respects them (the bar is in hell but let’s clear it anyway)
* Kind, empathetic and communicates like an adult
* Enjoys intellectually stimulating conversations and isn’t intimidated by a woman with opinions
* Looking for something serious, not collecting situationships like Pokémon.
Bonus points if you can laugh at yourself and have your life reasonably together as well.
If this sounds like you or your brother, cousin, friend, church mate, drop me a DM. Worst case, we all get a good Reddit story out of it okay? 😂❤️
Posted Jul 29, 2026, 1:05 PM UTC