42 [m4A] come use my ass while the wife's at work

Greetings! I'm new to these parts, so please bear with me. I'm an overly horny 42yo married guy with an absolute love for all things involving my butt. Spank it, stuff it, fuck it, doesn't matter - I love it! Today, while the wife's at work and I'm home all alone, let's have some fun with that butt, shall we? I have lots and lots of toys available, far too many to list, but there's a special something about using household objects in kinkily creative ways. Flood my inbox with ideas, the dirtier the better so let your creativity shine!