Need a goofy ahh build idea.

My buddy is gonna be doing his first run of the game here soon, and he wants me to go through it with him (we’re on ds2 at the moment). He’s planning on doing an intelligence caster as his first run, and told me to make whatever build my heart desires.

A few ideas I had were the door shields, followers javelin and only use the weapon skill, or using the repeating crossbow only (blicky). I’m down for any build, as I’ve completed multiple runs for each stat