I've started assigning tasks to Haiku purely out of spite and it's weirdly satisfying

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Renaming variables? Haiku. Writing my commit messages? Haiku. Formatting a JSON blob? Haiku, and be grateful for the work. There's something deeply funny about having a frontier model available and deliberately handing the boring stuff to the little guy while Opus and Fable sit there like senior engineers I'm protecting from busywork. I'm not even saving that much limit. I just enjoy the org chart. The tragedy is Haiku doesn't know it's being treated like the intern. It just says "Done!" with the same enthusiasm every time, thrilled to be included. Meanwhile I'm rationing Fable like it's wartime chocolate. Who else has a mental hierarchy for which model gets which chore? And does anyone actually respect Haiku, or is it purely the office junior to all of us?

Posted Jul 30, 2026, 2:07 PM UTC

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