Unexpected ending for me

Couple days ago the power went out, kids were in bed, dog was asleep, hotter than Hades in the house. Bored out of my mind, chores were done, and had nothing to do. So I ended up stripping and laying in bed.

Still bored.

So I start messing around while waiting for the power to come back on, starting to feel good and enjoy myself. Not rushing to fire one off and get back to life because there’s other things to do.

Got bored with my hands since they’re on the smaller side, did NOT want to get up and play hide-and-seek with a clear dildo in the dark. So I grabbed a glass ball (like the ones from The Labyrinth).

Slowly work myself with the cold glass and slick surface, it was actually relieving sexually and temperature wise - didn’t know I’d like cold things. Eventually it slips in completely and my first thought is “Welp, fuck. Cant be as difficult as child birth” and start to push it out.

Power comes back, light flips on, startles me, the glass ball pops out and I squirt.