Why shark is so mad

The other day I heard an interesting native story about the world before people. All the animals were still young and didn't know what they'd be in the world, they were still trying to figure it out. Shark was a big handsome guy, very popular and well liked until one day he noticed that everyone was looking at him strangely, his friends were avoiding him and everyone seemed to stop talking and laugh whenever he showed up. He finally figured out that all of the girls had been telling stories about him, and how he made the worst noises and strangest faces during sex, and everyone knew all about it and were laughing behind his back. It just goes to show, not everyone appreciates shark-gasm.