I’d have TWO nickels

Tell me why BACK TO BACK , last orders of the night they’ve all gone about this way.

1. I shop the order
2. I check out
3. I get in the car to vroom vroom
4. customer calls to ask if I’m on the way 🙂
5. A few minutes ( GENUINELY A FEW MINUTES) I arrive at customer
6. lights off, not answering door no sign of life
   7 ) Suddenly door swings open to reveal a woman with I was doing bow-chicka- wow-wow covered lazily in a towel / blanket

Tonight was the second time this has happened, a different customer too… anyways it’s weird it’s happened TWICE right ?

Hope it made yall laugh I guess