Fuck Brimbsville! Their stupid town is so forgettable I couldnt even remember their town name, nothing good or cool ever happens there! Have \*\*\*you\*\*\* ever heard of Brimblesville?? No! Of course not!! Its a nowhere stupid town, MOGGED by mega-chad Scrimbsville. The drugs in scrimbsville have up to five times more! Scientifically proven, the drugs are five times more. Theres twenty times more people in Scrimbsville. Our schools are amazing, our public services are amazing. Every town sucks ass in comparison.

The pedestrian infrastructure is buns. Did you know that there is not \*\*\*one single crosswalk\*\*\* in ALL OF BRIMBLESVILLE???? You cant walk anywhere, I heard they dont even have sidewalks! Their roads are poor! They are bumpy and stupid, and they dont make any sense, and theyre paved with \*peanut butter\* is what I heard. Isn't that horrible? Think of it, no wonder theres no pedestrians!!! Me when im sticky all over!!!!!

Their climate is horrible for growing Scrimberries (delicious, sweet, tender, fresh), they can only grow Brimbleberries (horrible, shitty, sour, bad). You cant even cook with those!! Who the fuck eats Brimbleberry jam?? Nobody. I heard people from Brimblesville dont even know what jam is, they only have ham from the Brimblesville Hogs. Hog ham!! I heard that it tastes like shit and its green! Anyone chomping at the bit for dried green hog ham???

Their economy sucks ass. Nobody likes it there, nobody has a job. Everything is always closed. Their markets are perpetually crashing, i dont think they've ever risen in the history of ever. It smells bad, the air smells like fish even though they have no water! I heard they're in perpetual drought!  I heard Brimblesville has horrible streetlights. I heard they clog their storm drains ON PURPOSE (because of the peanut butter paving). Stupid city planning.

WHO???? WHO THE FUCK IS RESPONSIBLE??? Tim-Jim Brimble, the stupid CHUD mayor!!! I MOG him DAILY!!!! HES A CUCK!!!! I heard that at Scrimble Church, he stole ALL of the Scrimble Offerings. I heard that sometimes, he doesnt round up for charity at the super market! Idk what the fuck his deal is, he HATES me and I think he's DUMB and a STINKY DOOKIE HEAD. Sometimes I see him at the end of the street late at night just standing there, I KNOW he's planning something! I KNOW WHAT YOURE UP TO TIM-JIM!!! FUCK Brimblesville, and fuck their cuck mayor Tim-Jim Brimble!

I hate Brimblesville!!!!