Why shark is so mad

The other day I heard an interesting old native story about the world before people. All of the animals were still young and didn't know what they'd be in the world, they were still trying to figure it out. Shark was a big handsome guy, very popular and well liked, until one day he noticed that everyone was looking at him strangely, his friends were avoiding him and everyone seemed to stop talking and laugh whenever he showed up. He finally figured out that all the girls had been telling stories about him, and how he made the worst noises and strangest faces during sex. Now everyone knew all about it and they were laughing behind his back. It just goes to show that not everyone can appreciate shark-gasm