Seeking friend to BS with about any topic

I’m not a typical small talk kinda person. I actually dislike small talk. Wanna comment on the weather? Why? I can clearly feel when it’s hot. I know when it’s calling for rain.

Want to talk about your day? Only if something interesting happened. If it’s the same status quo, what are we even talking about?

Want to talk about things you’re annoyed with? Or why character x in some show is a douche but you still like them? Or how one time you got in a fistfight with an elderly woman over some misunderstanding over an expletive not meant for her? That’s what I’m here for! The more off the wall, the better. Hard to keep that momentum once the story has started, and if it wanes, just lie. How will I know?

Message me if you’d like to chat. I’m 46 and in Virginia.