loud sneezing for attention

seriously. i don’t know what it is about men and specifically like, a dad, where they have to sneeze as loud as possible. i’m not saying it has to be so quiet and cute but you actually CAN control the volume of your sneezes if you tried. i’m talking about the acHOOO type. you’ve heard it, likely from an old man. it’s just dramatic and it grinds my freaking gears as a women who feels like i need to shrink myself in every day situations, just for a man to roll up and scream out an unnecessary irritating noise, and follow it with “what? i’m not allowed to sneeze?”.