Vasectomy gift ideas

Hi mums. This is a post-baby post, and I hope it's ok to ask here. We're had three and we're done, so my man love is booked in to have the snip.

I've seen cute vasectomy gift bundles with puns but a lot are American products (i.e., our Thins chips are called Lays there, so putting a sign saying "Worry free" above the "Lays"). Example here since I can't upload a photo: https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/1556018024/vasectomy-gift-basket-template-vasectomy

But I'm not clever or witty. Does anyone have any suggestions for puns I could make using products from Coles, Woolies, Aldi, IGA, etc.?

I got some mixed nuts and Cadbury balls. I have made a funny meme mug with a photo of the kids. Gimme your suggestions.